Bad boys get the girls
We’ve all seen how dames are drawn to bad dudes like iron filings to electro-magnets. Now scientists have confirmed the anecdotal evidence: Bad guys really do get the girls. Peter Jonason at New Mexico State University in Las Cruces found that guys who harbor three antisocial personality traits, dubbed the “Dark Triad,” had far more sexual partners than nice guys.
What’s the Dark Triad? A nasty, prickly trident forged from narcissism, psychopathy and Machiavellianism. Members of the Dark Triad aren’t antisocial like chain-smoking basement shut-ins huddling in the warmth of their Xbox 360s. They’re charismatic, outgoing and popular. They just don’t give a flying squirrel about other people’s feelings and will do pretty much anything to get what they want. Which, in this case, is lots of sex with multiple partners.
Jonason tested 200 college guys for the telltale signs of Dark Triadism. Those who racked up the highest evil scores had far more sexual partners than goody-two-shoes. The scientist theorizes that there must be some sort of evolutionary advantage to being just a little evil, otherwise the Dark Triad of personality traits would’ve been bred out of the population ages ago. He believes that it simply comes down to bad guys being able to spread their seed more effectively than good guys. They may not stick around to raise psychologically healthy kids, but they produce a lot of them.
If being a card-carrying member of the Triad is so good, from an evolutionary standpoint, then everybody should be a certified psychopath, right? That’s obviously not the case and researchers have yet to discover why. There must be negative aspects of membership in Club Evil (like incarceration, getting gunned-down by other psychopaths in Old-West style shootouts, contracting STDs).
Another possibility, and I’m just talking off the cuff now, is that these personality traits aren’t actually inborn. They’re learned. It may explain why the kids of Dark Triad dads don’t all turn out to be bad apples.
Research is still being carried out to answer these questions. In the meantime, it may payoff to flip up your collar and adopt a wicked scowl.




